


001. It Begins

Comcast Makes Me Want to Gouge My Eyes
Even while writing this, I realize there’s nothing that can be said about the miserable existence of a monopolistic internet service provider that hasn’t already been said. But I’m doing this for posterity. If my daughters grow up with no internet, they will know why—I’ve fucking had it with Comcast XFinity. They are a bunch…
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Screening Infidelities 4.4.17: The Birth of a Toilet Seat Study
A Focus Group Discussion of Toilet Seat Covers and Their Utilization
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Screening Infidelities 9.19.17: Who’s Alanis?
With apologies to Dashboard Confessional, we scream at Sam’s infidelity to the 90’s.
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too much fun, must chew couch

it’s only been 10 days…

Screening Infidelities 12.31.16
Archiving our screenshots for posterity
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